It was the first post after a while, and it was feeling friendless in a cold, uncaring world. And rightly so; for all the other posts glanced at it side-eyed and plotted mischief.
The first post to take action was a boring SEO article, for SEO. about sea and about as original as a churned-out piece of SEO-by-numbers could be. Hence it being totally unoriginal with regards to it’s attack, choosing to try an arsenic poising, which is pretty useless when it comes to blog-posts. The next was a sneaky attempt by a long winded poem to get itself read, but this was avoided too.
At this point, all the other articles, stories and posts realised that the lonely post was as ignored as they were, and stopped their pointless attempts at sabotage; and so the lonely post disappeared into oblivion, only briefly resurfacing to eat a seven-hundred word survey on paisley-patterned lampshades.
Severely odd 
Don’t worry lonely post, I’ll give you company and we can be alone together!